Matt Levine’s Money Stuff: AI Can Steal Crypto Now

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I wrote yesterday about the generic artificial intelligence business model, which is (1) build an artificial superintelligence, (2) ask it how to make money and (3) do that. I suggested some ideas that the AI might come up with — internet advertising, pest-control rollups, etc. — but I think I missed the big one. Like, in a science-fiction novel about a superintelligent moneymaking AI, when the humans asked the AI “okay robot how do we make money,” you would hope that the answer it would come up with would be “steal everyone’s crypto.” That’s a great answer! Like:

1. Stealing crypto is ...